Having fun this summer
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 Subscribe To Our Feed
The summer has hit our shores, and with it comes the sun kissed skin of a nation soaking up the rays. The moment the temperature rises people start to feel different, suddenly the co-worker you’d never previously considered has looks like an angel sent from the heavens, the guy who fixes the photocopier appears like a gargantuan male dripping in brawn and excitement thanks to the sun beaming through the window.
Everyone is thinking about it.Over the summer months it’s time to give your vibrators, rabbit vibrators and fleshlights a much needed rest and grab that photocopier guy and make a proposition. “You know….I’ve noticed you around…I find you very attractive…would you go to bed with me?”
Serenading your proposed victim with the late 90’s song by touch and go won’t go down so well, maybe another tactic is in order. If you are in the office you might try turning off the air conditioning and telling everyone it’s broken. You’ll surprise yourself with just how easy it is to bag yourself a night of passion, it’s on everyones mind but no one has the metal to mention it.
Of course if you are in a relationship, do not wonder from the road of monogamy. When there is long term happiness at stake it is a fools game to get kicks out of short term thrills. Thrills are cheap and love devine as the Kings of Leon once said. Stepping off track and answering to only your lust is like throwing paper on the dying fire of your relationship; fun and excitement will happen ferociously, but the moment will be fleeting and ultimately disappointing.
If you’re neeeeeed guilt free quick thrills why not browse your way through some realistic vibrators. You’ll never tell the difference, and self pleasure isn’t a sordid sin so feel free to indulge indulge indulge.
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